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 Post subject: Emotional Wank-Fodder
PostPosted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 1:48 pm 
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Women are fickle creatures. Most, you will find, appreciate porn, though subsequently discover that most porn doesn't appreciate them. Yes, I know. I'm moaning again. It's not that I'm against mainstream porn. On the contrary. It's just that I'd like to see a bit more that a woman can get off on too.

Cast your mind back. Go on. When was the last time you saw a proper cunnilingus scene in a non-niche porn movie? Can you remember? The blowjobs tend to be long, detailed gagfests that last a lifetime, with a lot of extreme close-ups and spitting, but any muff-diving is sidelined to a perfunctory lick or two before the director shouts "cut!". It's seen, more often, in girl on girl scenes, but only as a woefully brief preamble to an onslaught of uncomfortable insertions. It's rare to see a man going down on a woman on film for long enough that she actually gets anything out of it. The viewer is carried merrily along with the idea that cunnilingus, like intuition, tampons and shoe-shopping, is just one of those mysterious female things that men needn't involve themselves in too heavily.

This brings us to the hit-and-miss genre that is "porn for women". In the days that I used to sell overpriced smut for a grotty shop on the edge of suburbia, a DVD called "Emotions" was popular with gents who wanted something they could watch with 'er indoors. It starred Angelica Sin (Anal, Facial, DP) and was much like any other porno, except for its name. Men would see the title and think: Yes! Emotions! Feelings! Romance! The wife loves all that stuff, right? Right? Yeah? Yeah!

So, today's free clips are from "For The Girls" and, though very brief samples, at least the boys put a bit of effort in. I've included the one scene I could find that didn't have romantic elevator music blasting out over it. Other cunnilingus clips are here and here, but turn the sound off unless you want anyone in the vicinity to think you're wanking over an aspirational Tony Robbins infomercial.


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