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PostPosted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 4:14 pm 
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I took a gander down the names of us members.
I noted that I was refered to as being scum. :D

Been called many things in my life. Scum certainly not being one of them.

I was once on the end of the phone to a drunk woman. I can't tell you why or where....its a secret.
But the more it went on, the worse she got. The swear words were outnumbering any sensible words she used.
The end came when she said to me,
"I knew you would'nt feckin do anything about it you feckin c**t.
You blacks are all the same"

Being Scottish, I thought she might have recognised a Geordie accent. Obviously not.

Back to the plot.

Am I to assume that my name changes from 'scum' to something else the more posts I make. If not I shall use my hacking ablility to change it to cums.
And someone elses to where she will be known as the forum canine. :D

Its a joke for gods sake.........heaven forbid I would ever insult the mistress who's name is on every architects lips. :o


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 Post subject: Re: I am not worthy
PostPosted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 6:40 pm 
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Hehe!

You walk a fine line, I am sure Slide will see the funny side, i hope for your sake, otherwise she may come and hunt you down... :)

Im happy with any name she gves me, means she noticed im here lol... well, maybe a little bit.

ColiN


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 1:56 pm 
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From what I can see you have actually been promoted to being a Crack Whore..


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 1:58 pm 
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Never sold my body to fund any habit, never mind a drug related one.

How are you my beautiful girl. Sad we could not have lunch today.


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 2:03 pm 
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Im not so bad, suffering dreaded lady pains and a sore throat :cry:
You'll see me soon enough......


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 Post subject: Re: I am not worthy
PostPosted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 12:40 pm 
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Before the rest of you get jealous and believe you me, you will. Sitting over the table from a princess, enjoying lunch. Is one of lifes better moments.

But the reality is, I am Princess Aylas personal and private Guru in the art of personal sexual pleasure.
I have been (over the last few months) teaching her the techniques mostly associated with the mentor Garu Hari Kersham and the less acclaimed teachings of Sike Abdul Bar Bar Baram (now residing in California)

Sting was one of my former pupils you may recall. Sadly now fallen onto the wayside after his visit to a Hamburg brothel.

Sorry to hear about your ladies trouble. I once shared a flat with 3 girls. I know all about feckin ladies troubles. :D


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PostPosted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 11:16 am 
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Click here, and your posting rank will all make perfect sense!


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 Post subject: Re: I am not worthy
PostPosted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 10:19 am 
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:D I am afraid it does'nt and it never will. Although the thought of kissing your arse does seem visually appealing.

But my lady this is your forum and your wishes and wants should be taken in the light they were bestowed upon us.
I shall wear my mantle as I feel I should. With the respect I give myself. Names put upon me by others are like water of a ducks back.

I assume of course the more subby of those out there like this sort of thing. A friend wore his mistresses collar with devotion and as it gave him pleasure to feel belonged and owned. I was happy for him.
ME.....................I've always had problems getting a knot in a tie never mind wearing a friggin collar. :D


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 Post subject: Re: I am not worthy
PostPosted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 4:18 pm 
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Geordie,

You seem to get to know alot of Mistress's - your not a carpenter are you lol... or a whip maker??

Maybe time i moved to london and got to know them all.... lol.... well, i can dream.

ColiN


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 Post subject: Re: I am not worthy
PostPosted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 3:57 pm 
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:D UKM gave me the opportunity to meet quite a few. Especially when I was a mod in the early days. There are always munches etc to go to. You don't have to session to get to know the superior race (tongue firmly in cheek) ;)

I was going to go the LFF this afternoon but something got in the way....hey ho. The first time I ever went I recognised the lovely Mistress Alana from her web site pictures and drunkenly introduced myself. We have become good friends and she is so nice. Apart from being a Spurs supporter she seems to be very intelligent. :D

Colin me old mukka. Your welcome to come stay anytime. Show you the sights, you can buy me a beer. :D


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